Guest Writer

The clock showed 3:09.  He looked again and realized it was 3:09 AM. He had never been out at that time. Then he realized he wasn’t home and didn’t know where he was. He looked at himself! He seemed to be the same except the Shoes. Everything else was the same except the shoes-they were way too large.

He realized that he was in his car and that a large group of people were frantically trying to get into it. They were trying to break the windshield, door windows as well as trying to rip the doors open. 

He then sniffed the smell of gasoline and realized the car was filling with fumes and the gas itself. Then he heard a voice from behind ask “Hey. Buddy. Got a match?”

He was now erect in his bed looking at the terrified face of his wife. It was at this moment he vowed to never again eat a jalapeño chili dog before coming to bed.

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